Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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