Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
operation harelip BJ is a go
where are you?
Hypothermia
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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