i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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