Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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