Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
wat bout pragnant strippers??
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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