Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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