Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
BRING THE BAGELS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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