she was so not down for the gang bang
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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