That's intense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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