Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him