He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?