belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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