I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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