Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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