I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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