I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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