it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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