Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
