So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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