Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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