and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I will be naked everywhere
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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