i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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