Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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