she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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