Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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