it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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