honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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