do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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