Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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