I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Boobs speak an international language.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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