Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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