I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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