what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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