i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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