The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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