I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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