I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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