wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she pinky promised me she was 18
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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