Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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