She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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