found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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