So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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