like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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