it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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