I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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