If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Even my vagina gasped.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The air taste purple.
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