There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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