thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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