were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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