i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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