what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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