Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
