so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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