I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
