well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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