The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
