And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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